Symptoms that you are new parents. Humor

They say that for everything there is a first timez and of course this of Motherhood is no exception. The arrival of a baby is a unique event and the arrival of the first baby is already something tremendous that will never happen again in life, never.

And there is numerous signs that you are, or are, first-time parents, here we are going to tell you a few.

Direct dial numbers

You may have never heard of them, but your first child appears and you place your partner, your mother, the pediatrician and the nursery in the first dialing numbers of your mobile. What is it going to do for you? After the first child, To call your partner by dialing a single number, the rest you will forget that they are stored.

The adult you visit most is your child's pediatrician

In fact, there are many cases in which the baby sees the pediatrician more than his father and there are those who, when filling out the card of the nursery, place the pediatrician's data where he puts the name of the spouse. From the first, You go when you play vaccines or reviews.

The emergency waiting room becomes your second home

During the first year of your baby's life you will visit the emergency rooms of the hospitals more than the living room of your parents' house, moreover, the cafeterias that you will know best will be those of the hospitals. After the first child, Urgencies, what was that?

The most dangerous tool in your hands, internet

Every sneeze, every cough, every change in your baby's skin color is analyzed in at least ten virtual pediatric sites, three forums and at least half a dozen blogs that increase exponentially for every half hour of waiting in the rooms of urgencies After the first child, You are one of those who write those blogs.

The homemade pediatric conclave

Formed by your family, half a dozen friends, as many neighborss and in extraordinary cases two or three complete strangers who were passing by at that time. Everyone will go on to give an opinion and give a medical diagnosis about what your child has and without forgetting that your mother is able to deduce what she has just by having heard the baby gorgogear by phone and without seeing him for three weeks . This will always be the case, regardless of the number of children and their age. The only thing that will change is that 80% of the time the diagnosis will be that it has nothing and the remaining 20 that is a cold

Sentimental state, in constant panic

You haven't known another one for months, everything is scary, The world has become a dangerous place full of germs, vermin and despicable beings that can harm your child or something worse. You will visit your baby several times every hour to see if he breathes, analyze everything that is near your child's hands in search of small pieces or objects and as your visual perception has also changed, a tennis ball is something small in size that you will swear and perjure that your two-month-old son is able to choke on her.

You have sterilized all the everyday objects of the baby several times, a day, every day, during the four months of life that your baby has and you are considering sterilizing the house and you are on your guard every time someone approaches your baby 18 months without having washed your hands before.

You have hyperventilated The first time your son has put a handful of sand in his mouth and almost gives you a heart attack when he has put a bubblegum in his mouth that has been found on the floor.

From the first child Your state goes from panic to continuous stress and I can't tell you which one is better.

Photos, videos and even oil portraits to immortalize that moment

In its first month of life, Your baby accumulates more photos than Vogue's photo studio. In fact, after the thermometer, the mobile is the electronic device that you have more times in your hand. From the first child, the photos of the card, the birthdays and parties indicated will be the only graphic documents.

Obsession for meeting milestones

If your neighbor's son has started walking with 12 months and yours with 12 and two weeks still dragging his ass around the house is enough reason to visit two pediatricians, a child development expert and make an appointment for early care . With your brothers you are very clear that No child keeps peeing over 18 years old.

You get obsessed about not seeing a millimeter of tit while breastfeeding

The first few times it will take more than ten minutes to verify that there is no meat in sight, after a few months you will do it automatically, after a second lactation You are able to offer a round shot of milk to the voyeurs around you.

These are some of the symptoms that could define first-time parents, Surely there are many more and some may be repeated in veterans. Do you have any to add?