A few days ago we read in Babies and more the classification of the types of mother in the pediatrician's consultation made by Dr. Amalia Arce, pediatrician and mother.
How could it be less, he also remembered the parents and made a classification with the different types of parents that we attend pediatric consultations. The classification, like the previous one, is done in a humorous way.
These are the types of parents, according to Amalia:
- Dad Q7: He arrives at the hospital and "because I'm worth it" he parks like a man in the ford reserved for ambulances. Apparently he has money (or not) for the car, but not to pay for a parking lot in the area (with how cheap they are in our city). The attitude with parking extends to the rest of the visit. Substitutes of the same type: Dad X5, Dad Cayenne and Dad Tuareg.
- Papa lapa or papa octopus: By far much worse than the mother of the same name. Not a centimeter is separated from his churumbel, having a feeling that he is harassing the lord in question rather than exploring the child. The worst: when Papa Lapa and Mama Lapa coexist. Then getting to touch the child, who is also usually crying and kicking like a possessed person, is a feat.
- Dad internet: It is the one that has a list of symptoms or signs that you have seen online. Bring your diagnosed child and look over your shoulder thinking: "what you will know your medicine with how bad is teaching in this country ..."
- Dad statue: It comes simply from passenger-taxi driver. Do not open your mouth or to sneeze.
- Dad ligoncete: He appears with his best molts, fresh out of the shower, gummed and with his Profident smile. He winks at any female staff that approaches him. He is not usually as good as he thinks, although he is grateful (if it does not happen) that he comes offering the best of himself compared to how others come to come.
- Suffering dad: The poor spouse with the feet on the floor of the mother "anguish." There is also some dad "anguish" but few, few, very few.
- Caribbean dad: It is slower undressing and then dressing the child than the bad horse. You know, "she takes care of these things ..."
- Dad "sent": Comes to the most skeptical Emergency. I do not see anything to the child, but my wife has been determined to bring it ... This is a very grateful character in the consultation because we quickly agree that the child does not need any complementary exploration or any magical treatment.
I already said it the other day ... I'm afraid I get very close to daddy Lapa, although I have dyes of dad internet. About the Caribbean dad, I think that luckily I have already overcome it (it is a stage).
